Stop paying more for a game you’re only mediocre at. It’s time to know your worth.
Partnering with simulators in gyms and golf shops, GolfNow.com will add a little more bite to a bitter game.
POCKET SWING APP
This app will measure your swing and tolerance for insults. Courses will be recommended based on your score—picking out ones least likely to embarrass you.
RESEMBLE A GOLFER - STARTER KIT
Even the most mediocre golfers deserve gifts. This gift set will give them everything they need to continue hammering it out on the green.
STARTER KIT CONTENTS
HUMBLING COURSE SIGNAGE
At participating courses, sly jabs will be placed in areas frequented by mediocre golfers.
BALL BATTERED CAR
Sponsored cars will be placed in golf course parking lots because good aim is relative right?
Copywriter: Anne Parrin