Some families strive for greatness; mine strive for air time. I currently hold the record: 18 seconds of glory. To my friends’ dismay, no memes were made. 

Being from Kansas, I have heard enough Wizard of Oz quotes for a lifetime. But I still smile every time a person asks if my dogs' name is Toto...because I'm from Kansas (it's what we do).

I organize my life the only way I know how: ROYGBIV.

I own so many faux wayfarer sunglasses, I designed an over-the-door rack to hold them all.